Friday, March 10, 2006
Hookers? Where are the hookers?
A tough day for Super-Happy-Fun Week. Unfortunately I didn't get to search for prostitutes last night, and so I am still fully unaware as to where in this town they are located. Unfortunately I had to run up to Salem for a little while, and didn't have the opportunity to explore when I returned. I will have to do my research some time this weekend, though, as I need closure on this issue.
I've thought about asking people where the hookers are, but I figured that might lead to uncomfortable situations:
Me: Hey, X. Do you know where I can find prostitutes in Eugene?
X: What?
Me: You know, hookers.
X: Why do you want to know about hookers?
Me: Ummm...research?
X: Research? For what?
Me: Uhh...my blog?
X: Ya, right. Get away from me you hooker-propositioning, blog-writing perv.
Too many questions to lead to too many things I don't want people to know about. Damn, I'm way to secretive.
I've thought about asking people where the hookers are, but I figured that might lead to uncomfortable situations:
Me: Hey, X. Do you know where I can find prostitutes in Eugene?
X: What?
Me: You know, hookers.
X: Why do you want to know about hookers?
Me: Ummm...research?
X: Research? For what?
Me: Uhh...my blog?
X: Ya, right. Get away from me you hooker-propositioning, blog-writing perv.
Too many questions to lead to too many things I don't want people to know about. Damn, I'm way to secretive.
